Looks close enough to the original, at the very least...

Semi Neutral Beans, also known as Beans, is the closest thing you'll get to the canonical Beans. He's anxious about everything around him, yet has a big heart for his friends if they're close enough to him. It should, however, be noted that his poetry may not be fit for everyone...

• This one's definitely the most romantic. Doesn't mean he gets the most game, however...
• The hairiest among the Beanses.

O... Okay... We're getting a tad too fanon here...

Far-fetched Beans, also known as Beans, is a twist of the canonical Beans. He is sometimes sarcastic, sometimes grim, and doesnt exactly understand what "boundaries" are.

• Listens to Lemon Demon, favorite song is Jaws.
• Could never kill anything ever, not even a bug.

Why do I feel weird when looking at this one..?

Oh Cute Beans, also known as Beans, is definitely a pal ya wanna keep around. Especially compared to the other Beanses, this one's never the type to hesitate having a good time!... Well, that is, if you allow her to have one.

• Listens to songs with 300+ BPM.
• Regrets even the smallest of mistakes.
• Don't let her jolly personality fool you. She will attack if needed.

Oh, poor you...

Lightheaded Beans, also known as Beans, is the one with a few screws loose. Usually very serious and even pretentious, this old English speaking lad will never forget the procedures he went through to be what he most hated.

• Tends to speak in British English.
• Surprisingly can maneuver a car pretty well.
• Ran away from the Super Schoolhouse many years after the incident.