"But Francis, aren't the other pages already dedicated to stuff that you did?" Yeah, technically, but they also might include community stuff in the future! Plus, this page is focused on things like HeadCanons and Original Characters, which belong to me.
Original Characters
WARNING! None of the below characters are canon, or have any chance to become canonized. Unless..?
Rice Baldimore (he/any)
Ricey oh Ricey, Beans' lovely hubby! He's always got that deadpanned look on his face, even when around his friends and family, probably due to some unfortunate happening.
Rice is, coincidentally enough, Baldi's sibling! He was invited for a Christmas Eve celebration at the Schoolhouse, which was how he met and eventually fell head over socks for Beans.
Besides all that, Rice is big into fishing and catching bugs, and provides seafood delicacies to the Super Schoolhouse.
Other information:
Schoolhouse Character? No, but works for it
Gender: Gone fishin' (Trans Man)
Age: 32
Other: Autistic, Human, 1# Fish Detector, "No Such Thing as Nessies in Baldimore", Official Bee Hater
Cassierole (she)
Cassierole is Beans' youngest sister, whom he refers as a "ball o' sparkles" sometimes. She's far more energetic than her brother, having enough energy to make around ten glitter and glue drawings per day, which she likes to show off to people. However, due to PE not being her favorite class, she has to stop to breathe a lot after walking, which causes glitter to fly out of her drawings.
Cassierole is considered to be more well behaved than Beans, and does much better in mathematics than him, but still fails due to her sparkly antics and also due to having dyslexia.
Other information:
Schoolhouse Character? Yes
Gender: Girl, with glitter on it!
Age: 10
Favorite Teacher: Baldi
Other: Playtime's Best Friend (bracelets included), Human, Envious of The Sock
Quezo (?)
A true meanie, eviller than It's A Bully. Quezo is Beans' pet iguana, but it seems like he takes a better liking to Cassierole, as she's the only one that he doesn't try to maul alive. Don't let his size trick you! He's ravenous and looking for BLOOD!... I mean, insect blood.
Other information:
Schoolhouse Character? Yes
Gender: Male
Age: 5
Other: Pesky, Reptile, Professional Dragonfly Eater
Mewma (she)
Oh, what can we say about Beans' meemaw? Just an old lady that feeds seeds to the peeps and sweets for her peers... She's truly passionate about her job, which is being a grandmother that provides for her rather lovely family, especially her grandchildren!
Mewma was always cleaning after her grandchildrens' mess, but now that they're gone for school, she kind of misses the feeling of hearing them banter and mess around with eachother...
Other information:
Schoolhouse Character? Yes
Gender: Female
Age: 60+
Other: Sweet, Human, Stereotypical Grandma
Zacarias (he)
The Schoolhouse's most hotheaded kid! Zacarias Tries to make himself look big and tough, but to many, he's just a leaf who can barely manage a leap.
Zacarias is a big troublemaker, as he has to handle the heavy feelings that he recently developed.
Other information:
Schoolhouse Character? Yes
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Other: Human, 1# Most Scammed Kid, Roblox > Fortnite, 1# Class Skipper, Puberty IS Kicking In
Headcanons
WARNING! Like the original characters section, these are all just headcanons and none of them are canonical. Unless..?!
Beans (he)
A jolly ol' guy who likes to skip all day and sing even at bay! He's a klutz when it comes to doing his favorite thing ever: blowing bubblegum!... And by blowing, he probably means 'Blowing out', as he often spits it all over people he tries to show off to.
Despite not looking romantic, his words and writing sure are! He's got a passion for literature, specially drama!... But to be quite frank with you, reader, I think he fits the "drama" part too well...!
- Beans is from a Mexican and (North) American descendant, with the American part coming from his father and the Mexican part from his mother.
- Beans' real name is "Bernado", though it's often shortened to "Beans" or "Ben".
- Beans dislikes being called Bean, as it slightly implies that he is just a "cutesy little bean" and that he is short. He also hates being called a kid, because he isn't one.
- Beans is cisgender and straight. Though, he does support LGBTQ+ people (he is married to one, after all!).
- Beans has dwarfism.
- Beans does not have a good relationship with his parents. He hasn't seen them in 9 years, which is when he was taken to Baldi's Schoolhouse.
- Beans appears to showcase "amphibian behavior" sometimes, like when he jumps into murky waters for fun.
- Beans could never babysit a baby, however, is pretty good with children, as he actively interacts with one (Cassierole).
- Beans can speak spanish, english, and shockingly enough, french.
- Beans could never smoke weed. He claims it's too scary for him.
- Beans' favorite songs are "Shut up, You're Stupid" by That Handsome Devil and "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer.
- Beans is too old for these... "Skibidi Labooboo Dubai Chocolate" things. He, however, makes -slop jokes sometimes.
- Beans likes to place chewed bubblegum under Principal's door in order to lock him in there. However, he always gets in trouble after doing so, as there's always only one suspect...
- Playtime sees Beans as a father figure to some degree.
- Beans refuses to leave the schoolhouse as it is the only place that truly makes him feel safe, which is why he has been there for so many years.
- Beans does not get physically abused by Principal, but is instead only afraid of the consequences of his actions due to past childhood trauma.
- Beans dislikes the fact that he is fat, and forces himself to not eat sometimes.
- Beans feels comfort in both caregiving (especially for Rice) and regressing himself, which he rarely does due to feeling shameful. He's also a voluntary regressor.
- Beans has indeed met NULL before. He sympathizes with the other and is heavily impressed by his nature.
Other information:
Schoolhouse Character? Yes
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Height: 4'4
Other: Human, 1# Gum Chewer, Gentlesir (Doesn't Seem Like It), Mischievous
Fan-Art (+ Others)
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